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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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captainsnoop

big dick energy

the-goddamn-doomguy

Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

kineticpenguin

Okay but at least 1 guy ran in front of him, clearly knowing he was there, to be startled and start cowering

butmuhgains

“PRIVATE WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR RIFLE”

“Uh the dude took it, Sergeant”

“Well uh don’t let it happen again”

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